What the actual fuck? ‘Oh me oh my, it’s a good thing these darn women put on more clothes in fall, otherwise we’d never be able to build solid relationships. It’s entirely not up to us whether or not we take someone seriously, I mean, we’re completely helpless! All these bloody women with their distracting boobs make us lose focus on our world domination scheme an whatnot.’
Remember girls: if your relationship fails, it’s probably because you revealed too much of yourself when he first saw you.